Like any kid who hasn't been on his best behavior all year but desperately wants a new Slinky, Neymar needed to do something nice to get back in St. Nick's good graces. Over the last few months, Neymar made his parents cry and beg him to be the nice boy they raised after he threw a tantrum on the pitch, got his manager sacked, got temporarily dropped from the Brazilian national team, and was caught taking prostitutes back to the team hotel. Clearly his spot on the naughty list was all but sealed.
So, in a last minute attempt to get a sweet haul of Christmas presents this year, the 18-year-old rubbed some white stuff around his eyes and surprised the children of local fishermen by dressing like Santa himself for a holiday party. He signed autographs, posed for pictures and handed out gifts. Though he obviously did not impress the kid with green hair, wore his beard around his neck and might've made the girl in the bottom right corner cry, this should be enough to clean up his record up at the North Pole.
That Pokemon Gameboy will soon be his.
Keith Seabrook Dennis Seidenberg Andrej Sekera Alexei Semenov
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